I spend a lot of time on the road here in Los Angeles and through-out my travels I come across some of the oddest and most unique individuals around. With over 8 years experience on the road under my belt I've come to the conclusion that there's something fundamentally wrong with the people who reside here.Take this for example. I'm in a residential area, WASP suburbia to be exact. I look in my rear-view mirror and spot a Hispanic. Picture this; he's leaning to the right in his seat, his left arm out the window holding a cigar and his right hand hanging over the steering wheel. Fairly typical to see him in a Chevy El Camino, right? Well, he was in a VW Bug! A LIME GREEN BUG.
Take example number two. I'm sitting in traffic on the 101 Hollywood freeway. I look over to my right and notice a Land Rover with 22" shiny rims. I know this, because a 22" emblem is pasted on the right side of this Land Rover. Okay fine, who would you expect to see in this car? A rapper? Probably. A rock-star? It's possible. A white chick? Maybe. But a clean cut, suit wearing, four-eyed white guy? Unlikely. But in fact it was.
Something happens to people when they live Los Angeles for too long. Must be the smog with a touch of bullshit and a side of stupid.
2 Comments:
So, you're saying that people should only drive the cars they're stereotypped to drive? xoxo
Of course! The world has a certain order and everyone needs to fit into that order. If people go astray then all is lost... :P
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